Jokes.json

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    "setup": "Why aren't there a lot of jokes about peaches?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because most of them are pit-iful."
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    "setup": "What's the best way to catch a squirrel?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Act like a nut."
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    "id": 3,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear about math book that got a therapist?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "It had a lot of problems."
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    "id": 4,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What's worse than raining cats and dogs?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Hailing taxis."
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    "id": 5,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why shouldn't you play poker in the jungle?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Too many cheetahs."
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    "id": 6,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear about the cat that aced the test?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "It got a purr-fect score."
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    "id": 7,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why did the potato leave the bar?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "All eyes were on him."
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    "id": 8,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What do you get when you cross a guitar, drums and a car tire?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "A rubber band."
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    "id": 9,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "In case he got a hole in one."
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    "id": 10,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why did the boy wear his coat to dinner?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because chili was on the menu."
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    "id": 11,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear about the baseball player who got arrested?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "He stole second base."
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    "id": 12,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why aren't kids allowed to see pirate movies?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "They're all rated arrrrr."
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    "id": 13,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "How much does it cost to hire a deer?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "A buck."
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    "id": 14,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "How did police catch the thief who robbed an Apple store?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "There was an iWitness."
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    "id": 15,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why did the coffee cup file a police report?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "It got mugged."
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    "id": 16,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Thankfully, someone woke her up."
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    "id": 17,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why did the financial planner quit his job?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "He was losing interest."
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    "id": 18,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear about the guy who decided to hang mirrors for a living?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "It's something he could see himself doing."
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    "id": 19,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why do frogs like playing baseball?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "They're good at catching fly balls."
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    "id": 20,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "How did Noah sail his ark at night?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Using floodlights."
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    "id": 21,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What concert costs just 45 cents?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
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    "id": 22,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Dad, did you get a haircut?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "No, I got them all cut!"
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    "id": 23,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear the rumor about butter?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Well, I’m not going to spread it!"
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    "id": 24,
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    "setup": "Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because then it would be a foot."
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    "id": 25,
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    "setup": "Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "It didn’t have the guts."
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    "id": 26,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Where’s Pop Corn?"
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    "id": 27,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "A satisfactory."
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    "id": 28,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "I don’t know y."
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    "id": 29,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "I could tell a joke about pizza…",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "But it’s a little cheesy."
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    "id": 30,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "I ate a kids’ meal at McDonald’s today.",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "His mother seemed really angry."
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    "id": 31,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "food, but no atmosphere."
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    "id": 32,
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    "setup": "What did one ocean say to the other ocean?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Nothing, it just waved."
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    "id": 33,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Do you want to hear a construction joke?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Sorry, I’m still working on it."
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    "id": 34,
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    "setup": "Did you hear about the fire at the circus?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "It was in tents!"
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    "id": 35,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Want to hear a joke about a roof?",
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    "punchline": "The first one’s on the house."
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    "id": 36,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Attire."
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    "id": 37,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because they’re really good at it. "
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    "id": 38,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why don’t blind people skydive?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because it scares their dogs."
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    "id": 39,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "The taste, mostly."
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    "id": 40,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump."
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    "id": 41,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why are crabs so bad at sharing?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because they’re all shellfish."
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    "id": 42,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What concert only costs 45 cents?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "50 Cent featuring Nickleback."
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    "id": 43,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort."
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    "id": 44,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Someone stole my mood ring yesterday.",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "I still don’t know how I feel about that."
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    "id": 45,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."
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    "id": 46,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What did the horse say after it tripped?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!"
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    "id": 47,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "Because the “P” is silent."
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    "id": 48,
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    "setup": "What do you call a well-balanced horse?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "Stable."
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    "id": 49,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What do you call an angry carrot?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "A steamed veggie."
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    "id": 50,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "RIP, boiling water.",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "You will be mist."
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    "id": 51,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "I ordered a chicken and an egg online.",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "I’ll let you know what comes first."
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    "id": 52,
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    "setup": "What did one toilet say to another?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "You look flushed."
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    "id": 53,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "Because it’s pointless."
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    "id": 54,
    "safe": true,
    "setup": "What’s small and red and has a rough voice?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "A hoarse raddish!"
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    "id": 55,
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    "setup": "Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "Because they are such fungis."
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    "id": 56,
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    "setup": "Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?",
    "category": "corny",
    "punchline": "Too many ears."
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    "id": 57,
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    "setup": "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?",
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    "punchline": "A meltdown."
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    "safe": true,
    "setup": "My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.",
    "category": "dad",
    "punchline": "They're his watch dogs."
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    "setup": "Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?",
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    "punchline": "He's all right now."
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    "setup": "What did one plate say to the other plate?",
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    "punchline": "Dinner's on me."
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    "setup": "What did the envelope say to the stamp?",
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    "punchline": "Stick with me and we'll go places."
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    "setup": "Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant. The manager says,",
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    "punchline": "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
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