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const Discord = require("discord.js"),
bot = new Discord.Client({
disabledEvents: [
"RESUMED", "GUILD_SYNC", "GUILD_UPDATE", "GUILD_MEMBER_REMOVE", "GUILD_MEMBER_UPDATE", "GUILD_MEMBERS_CHUNK", "GUILD_ROLE_CREATE", "GUILD_ROLE_DELETE", "GUILD_ROLE_UPDATE", "GUILD_BAN_ADD", "GUILD_BAN_REMOVE", "CHANNEL_CREATE", "CHANNEL_DELETE", "CHANNEL_UPDATE", "CHANNEL_PINS_UPDATE", "MESSAGE_DELETE", "MESSAGE_UPDATE", "MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK", "MESSAGE_REACTION_ADD", "MESSAGE_REACTION_REMOVE", "MESSAGE_REACTION_REMOVE_ALL", "USER_UPDATE", "USER_NOTE_UPDATE", "USER_SETTINGS_UPDATE", "USER_GUILD_SETTINGS_UPDATE", "PRESENCE_UPDATE", "VOICE_STATE_UPDATE", "TYPING_START", "VOICE_SERVER_UPDATE", "RELATIONSHIP_ADD", "RELATIONSHIP_REMOVE"
]
}),
request = require("snekfetch"), //allows usage of other APIs
fs = require("fs"), //file system
data = require("./data.json"), //general data
config = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync("./config.json", "utf8")); //server settings data Daenk U adam
//arrays for random commands
const weegee = ["http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12400000/weegee-stares-at-stewie-weegee-stare-12424998-640-478.jpg",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/039/362/Demotivational__Weegee_by_LinkMasterXP.jpg",
"Weegeeboard:\nhttps://www.novacorp-online.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Weegee-Board-small.png",
"http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/scQa4DXB4BGK.jpg",
"https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/296153783812096000/367126085273387029/IMG_1946.PNG",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2cFBtBAFbI",
"http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130810041157/unmario/images/thumb/f/f3/Keep-calm-and-obey-weegee-2.png/500px-Keep-calm-and-obey-weegee-2.png",
"http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121224035460/thefakegees/images/3/35/Weegeelution.png",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/296153783812096000/370020109911195651/IMG_1930.PNG",
"http://orig10.deviantart.net/cdc5/f/2009/214/2/4/weegee_vs__squeegee_by_smawzyuw2.png",
"http://orig15.deviantart.net/e348/f/2008/211/f/8/nazi_weegee_by_mehku.jpg",
"http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130103160805/thefakegees/images/e/eb/Patreegee.png",
"http://orig14.deviantart.net/b6f0/f/2009/166/3/5/weegee_and_misty_by_selenagomez900.jpg",
"http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lu2tQ9UZfHc/hqdefault.jpg",
"http://oi49.tinypic.com/33pcvo5.jpg",
"http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/t7DATAD5VAv.jpg",
"http://orig00.deviantart.net/56d6/f/2008/171/2/f/weegee_background_by_wiiario.png",
"http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130314145613/thefakegees/images/b/b8/Jump.gif",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/296153783812096000/367131219772833792/IMG_1952.PNG",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RINuSPjnb-I&t=2s",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/296153783812096000/370022478988181508/IMG_1944.PNG",
"http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090504232944/unmario/images/7/7f/Malleo.png",
"http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/the-great-malleo/images/b/bd/Weegee_VS_%22That_Guy_Who_Moves_His_Head%22/revision/latest/scale-to-width/330?cb=20141103212947",
"https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/thefakegees/images/b/bb/Alot_of_weegees.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140414042852",
"https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thefakegees/images/a/af/Seagee.png/revision/latest?cb=20110508013355",
"https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/thefakegees/images/5/52/Osama_Bin_Weegee.png/revision/latest?cb=20120529190722",
"http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/029/110/WEEGEE_by_hotdiggedydemon.jpg",
"https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thefakegees/images/b/b6/Fortran.png/revision/latest?cb=20120620231241",
"https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thefakegees/images/b/b1/Teenage_Weegee1.png/revision/latest?cb=20140209175219",
"https://youtu.be/qpIfWOmaYLs",
"https://youtu.be/jL4gkkklsN0",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXkZv1z5-U",
"https://youtu.be/15nNY7uofNw",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEXFwho46VM",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqsPZ4s6UIY",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_htO1oyJc",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrQ1hKcT7o",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_6zEe3ss80",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNMjpvxe9s",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MnrAw8Icfs",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ2hOgmbOik",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6VHDSd570",
"https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thefakegees/images/0/06/Papa_Weegee1.png/revision/latest?cb=20131204012924",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Wk4gVuNMng/maxresdefault.jpg",
"http://orig04.deviantart.net/9b0b/f/2009/196/e/a/weegee_and_vegeta_by_auragiratina.png",
"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/298993914126270464/358419983270936576/IMG_1732.JPG"],
nuke = ["https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Explosions.jpg",
"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/NTS_-_BEEF_-_WATUSI.jpg",
"http://dailyreckoning.com/dr-content/uploads/2013/11/Nuke-650x360.jpg",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6JKUf8GrX3w/maxresdefault.jpg",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fNRACDfCYZk/maxresdefault.jpg"],
boobs = ["https://i.imgur.com/FNIQSVc.jpg?1",
"https://i.imgur.com/5vAhNye.jpg?1",
"https://i.imgur.com/3nSy4NI.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/DlzGBBe.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/ssYJXSn.gifv",
"https://i.imgur.com/QlSx8DQ.jpg",
"https://i.redd.it/6u4xybqxvdxz.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/sIQh19X.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/F2nIY1K.gifv",
"https://i.imgur.com/cPLJgoT.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/tBM5hJW.png",
"http://i.imgur.com/EA3Nzlm.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/wRKrNRv.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/TpZMatc.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/HTV6192.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/mnkXSzA.jpg",
"https://i.redd.it/bwcz3pztamxz.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/na6ss0K.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/k495Tso.jpg",
"https://i.redd.it/8hjwyohojlxz.png"],
pengu = ["http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v-nHXmn-FHw/TgGvoz9_OpI/AAAAAAAADpw/tqwEQdhsrGE/s1600/cute-penguin1.jpg",
"http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26400000/PENGUINS-OF-FACE-MEMES-penguins-of-madagascar-26462995-500-281.png",
"http://www.natureart.cz/images/gallery/01-2009-5825.jpg",
"http://www.desktopwallpaperhd.net/wallpapers/14/0/landscapes-background-penguin-animal-143248.jpg",
"http://searchengineland.com/figz/wp-content/seloads/2014/08/penguin-walking-ss-1920-800x450.jpg",
"http://pre05.deviantart.net/b305/th/pre/f/2013/094/4/1/emperor_penguin_by_laogephoto-d60e2v4.jpg",
"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Gorfou_sauteur_-_Rockhopper_Penguin.jpg",
"http://www.jnb-birds.com/Antarctica/2007-01-01/KingPenguin_F.jpg",
"http://orig01.deviantart.net/f380/f/2015/220/1/b/profile_picture_by_aesthetic_pengu-d94vo11.jpg",
"https://i.pinimg.com/736x/20/ef/ec/20efecf559c3bc0328b1a33581252168.jpg",
"http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4800000/Empror-Chick-penguins-4836448-1024-768.jpg",
"http://wildography.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/penguin-chicks-in-snow-hill-island-antartica-by-robert-harding.jpg",
"http://tierbildergalerie.com/data/media/96/lustig_pinguin.jpg",
"http://www.tierbildergalerie.com/data/media/96/witzige_pinguin.jpg",
"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b-lDZrTyrAU/Tv293VXBRjI/AAAAAAAAEFA/THo6V_1Vwlg/s1600/Emperor-Penguin-05.jpg"],
flag = ["\n⚪⚪🔵⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n⚪⚪🔵⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪🔵⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪", //finland
"🔵🔵🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔵🔵🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪", //usa
"🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n🔵🔵🔵⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴", //france
"⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫\n⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶", //germany
"⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴\n⚫⚫⚫🔶🔶🔶🔴🔴🔴", //belgium
"💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪💚⚪⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪💚⚪⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪💚⚪⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪💚⚪⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪💚💚⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪⚪💚💚💚\n💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚", //weegee
"🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n⚪⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚫⚫⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵", //lowlandia
"🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵", //netherlands
"⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴", //russia
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"🔴🔴⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔴🔴⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴", //denmark
"🔵🔵🔶🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔶🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶\n🔵🔵🔶🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔶🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵", //sweden
"⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴", //poland
"⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪\n⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴🔴⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪", //japan
"🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚\n💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚", //hungary
"🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪\n⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫\n⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫", //estonia
"🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶", //ukraine
"🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶\n🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴", //spain
"⚪⚪⚪🔴⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪🔴⚪⚪⚪\n🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴\n⚪⚪⚪🔴⚪⚪⚪\n⚪⚪⚪🔴⚪⚪⚪", //england
"💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴\n💚💚💚⚪⚪⚪🔴🔴🔴" //italy
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"\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⣿⢿⣽⡇⠘⠛⠛⠛⠓⠓⠈⠛⠛⠟⠇⢀⢿⣻⣿⣯⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⠁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⡄⠇⣹⣿⣾⣯⣿⡄⠻⣽⣯⢿⣻⣿⣿⡇⢹⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿" +
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"\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠘⠁⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⢿⣄⢻⣿⣧⠘⢯⣟⡿⣽⠁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃ ⠘⠛⠿⢿⣻⣟⣯⣽⣻⣵⡀⢿⣯⣟⣿⢀⣿⣽⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⢀⣿⣾⣿⣾⣷⣿⣶⠿⠚⠉ ⢀⣤⣿⣷⣿⣿⣷⡈⢿⣻⢃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⡶⣦⣤⣄⣀ ⠉⠛⠛⠷⣯⣳⠈⣾⡽⣾⢀⣿⢾⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⢿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁ ⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣥⣾⡿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣟⣾⣽⣳⢯⣟⣶⣦⣤⡾⣟⣦⠘⣿⢾⡁⢺⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⣻⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⣦⠸⡿⠋⠁ ⣠⣴⢿⣿⣽⣻⢽⣾⣟⣷⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣳⠿⣵⣧⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣳⣯⣿⣿⣿⣽⢀⢷⣻⠄⠘⣯⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⢷⣻⣿⣿⣷⣻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠛⣁⢀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣛⡿⣿⣮⣽⡻⣿⣮⣽⣻⢯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢀⢸⣿⢀⡆⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⠸⣟⣯⣿⣿⣷⢿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣿⣷⣆⠹⣿⣶⣯⠿⣿⣶⣟⣻⢿⣷⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣯⣟⢀⡇⢼⣿⣿" +
"\n⣇⠹⣟⣾⣻⣿⣿⢾⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢹⣶⣿⣻⣷⣯⣟⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⡿⡇⢸⡇⢸⣿⡇" +
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"\n⡙⠾⣆⠹⣿⣦⠛⣿⢯⣷⢿⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣿⣾⣣⡿⡇⢸⢃⣾" +
"\n⣿⣷⡌⢦⠙⣿⣿⣌⠻⣽⢯⣿⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿⣧⠩⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢰⢣⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⢀⢿⣞⣷⢿⡇⠉⣼⣿" +
"\n⣿⣽⣆⠹⣧⠘⣿⣿⡷⣌⠙⢷⣯⡷⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣈⠃⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢀⣴⡧⢀⠸⣿⡽⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿" +
"\n⢻⣽⣿⡄⢻⣷⡈⢿⣿⣿⢧⢀⠙⢿⣻⡾⣽⣻⣿⣿⣄⠌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢁⣰⣾⣟⡿⢀⡄⢿⣟⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⡄⢿⣿⣷⢀⠹⣟⣆⠻⣿⣿⣆⢀⣀⠉⠻⣿⡽⣯⣿⣿⣷⣈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣠⠘⣯⣷⣿⡟⢀⢆⠸⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⣷⡈⢿⣿⣇⢱⡘⢿⣷⣬⣙⠿⣧⠘⣆⢀⠈⠻⣷⣟⣾⢿⣿⣆⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣠⡞⢡⣿⢀⣿⣿⣿⠇⡄⢸⡄⢻⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⣷⡈⢿⣿⡆⢣⡀⠙⢾⣟⣿⣿⣷⡈⠂⠘⣦⡈⠿⣯⣿⢾⣿⣆⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣠⣾⡟⢠⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿⡟⢠⣿⢈⣧⠘⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⣿⣿⣄⠻⣿⡄⢳⡄⢆⡙⠾⣽⣿⣿⣆⡀⢹⡷⣄⠙⢿⣿⡾⣿⣆⢀⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣠⣴⡿⣯⠏⣠⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⡿⢁⣿⣿⢀⣿⠆⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿" +
"\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⣿⣆⢻⡌⢿⣶⢤⣉⣙⣿⣷⡀⠙⠽⠷⠄⠹⣿⣟⣿⣆⢙⣋⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡷⣯⡿⢃⣼⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⡟⣡⣿⣿⣿⢀⡿⢠⠈⣿⣿⣿⡟" +
"\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣿⣿⣿⡌⠁⢤⣤⣤⣤⣬⣭⣴⣶⣶⣶⣆⠈⢻⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣌⣉⡘⠛⠻⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣫⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣷⣿⠆⢻",
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"\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⠷" +
"\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇" +
"\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁" +
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"\n⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣶⡄" +
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"\n⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄" +
"\n⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁" +
"\n⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁" +
"\n⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟",
"\n░░░░░░▄▄▄░░██▄░░░" +
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"\n░░░░░▐█▄█▌░▌░░░░▀█▄░░" +
"\n░░░░░░▀▄█▄▀░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░" +
"\n░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░" +
"\n░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░" +
"\n░░░█░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░" +
"\n░░░▐░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░" +
"\n░░░░▌░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░" +
"\n░▄░░▐░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░" +
"\n░░▀▄█▄░▀███▀█░▄░" +
"\n░░░░▀▀▀▀█▄▀▄▀▐▄░░" +
"\n░░░░░░▐▀░▀░▀░▐▌░░" +
"\n░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░",
"\n║\\" +
"\n║▒\\" +
"\n║▒▒\\" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n║░▒║" +
"\n▓▓▓▓" +
"\n[█▓]" +
"\n[█▓]" +
"\n[█▓]" +
"\n[█▓]"];
//Randomizer -- returns random value in an array
function rdm(array) {
return array[Math.floor(Math.random() * (array.length))];
}
//Error handlers
bot.on("error", (e) => console.error(e));
bot.on("warn", (e) => console.warn(e));
//True or False -- gives two options
function tf(option1, option2) {
let reply = (Math.random() >= 0.5)
? option1 //option 1
: option2; //option 2
return reply;
}
//text converter -- takes two arrays and converts text from the first into the second
class TextConverter {
//both arguments must be arrays
constructor(startText, endText) {
this.startText = startText;
this.endText = endText;
}
//convert text
c(text) {
var l = this.startText.length;
for (var i = 0; i < l; i++) {
text = text.replace(this.startText[i], this.endText[i]); //replaces text
}
return text;
}
//deconvert text
undo(text) {
var l = this.startText.length;
for (var i = l - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
text = text.replace(this.endText[i], this.startText[i]); //replaces text
}
return text;
}
}
//btext -- converts to b emoji
const btext = new TextConverter([/b/gi], ["🅱"]);
//vapor -- converts text to vaporwave
const vapor = new TextConverter(
[/a/gi, /b/gi, /c/gi, /d/gi, /e/gi, /f/gi, /g/gi, /h/gi, /i/gi, /j/gi, /k/gi, /l/gi, /m/gi, /n/gi, /o/gi, /p/gi, /q/gi, /r/gi, /s/gi, /t/gi, /u/gi, /v/gi, /w/gi, /x/gi, /y/gi, /z/gi, /1/g, /2/g, /3/g, /4/g, /5/g, /6/g, /7/g, /8/g, /9/g, /0/g],
["ａ", "ｂ", "ｃ", "ｄ", "ｅ", "ｆ", "ｇ", "ｈ", "ｉ", "ｊ", "ｋ", "ｌ", "ｍ", "ｎ", "ｏ", "ｐ", "ｑ", "ｒ", "ｓ", "ｔ", "ｕ", "ｖ", "ｗ", "ｘ", "ｙ", "ｚ", "１", "２", "３", "４", "５", "６", "７", "８", "９", "０"]);
//bubble -- converts text to bubbled text
const bubble = new TextConverter(
[/a/gi, /b/gi, /c/gi, /d/gi, /e/gi, /f/gi, /g/gi, /h/gi, /i/gi, /j/gi, /k/gi, /l/gi, /m/gi, /n/gi, /o/gi, /p/gi, /q/gi, /r/gi, /s/gi, /t/gi, /u/gi, /v/gi, /w/gi, /x/gi, /y/gi, /z/gi],
["ⓐ", "ⓑ", "ⓒ", "ⓓ", "ⓔ", "ⓕ", "ⓖ", "ⓗ", "ⓘ", "ⓙ", "ⓚ", "ⓛ", "ⓜ", "ⓝ", "ⓞ", "ⓟ", "ⓠ", "ⓡ", "ⓢ", "ⓣ", "ⓤ", "ⓥ", "ⓦ", "ⓧ", "ⓨ", "ⓩ"]);
//fraktur -- converts text to fraktur
const fraktur = new TextConverter(
[/ä/g, /ö/g, /ü/g, /ß/g, /Ä/g, /Ö/g, /Ü/g, /ẞ/g, /a/g, /b/g, /c/g, /d/g, /e/g, /f/g, /g/g, /h/g, /i/g, /j/g, /k/g, /l/g, /m/g, /n/g, /o/g, /p/g, /q/g, /r/g, /s/g, /t/g, /u/g, /v/g, /w/g, /x/g, /y/g, /z/g, /A/g, /B/g, /C/g, /D/g, /E/g, /F/g, /G/g, /H/g, /I/g, /J/g, /K/g, /L/g, /M/g, /N/g, /O/g, /P/g, /Q/g, /R/g, /S/g, /T/g, /U/g, /V/g, /W/g, /X/g, /Y/g, /Z/g],
["ae", "oe", "ue", "ss", "Ae", "Oe", "Ue", "SS", "𝔞", "𝔟", "𝔠", "𝔡", "𝔢", "𝔣", "𝔤", "𝔥", "𝔦", "𝔧", "𝔨", "𝔩", "𝔪", "𝔫", "𝔬", "𝔭", "𝔮", "𝔯", "𝔰", "𝔱", "𝔲", "𝔳", "𝔴", "𝔵", "𝔶", "𝔷", "𝔄", "𝔅", "ℭ", "𝔇", "𝔈", "𝔉", "𝔊", "ℌ", "ℑ", "𝔍", "𝔎", "𝔏", "𝔐", "𝔑", "𝔒", "𝔓", "𝔔", "ℜ", "𝔖", "𝔗", "𝔘", "𝔙", "𝔚", "𝔛", "𝔜", "ℨ"]);
//add -- merges arguments into one
function add(start, msg) {
return msg.content.split(" ").slice(start).join(" ")
.replace(/@everyone/g, "@\u200Beveryone")
.replace(/@here/g, "@\u200Bhere");
}
//Login processes -- Things to do when a login is successful
bot.on('ready', () => {
console.log(`Login was successful m8\nServercount: ${bot.guilds.size}\nServerlist: ${bot.guilds.array()}`); //login message
bot.user.setActivity(`${data.pre}help | ${bot.guilds.array().length} Servers Weegeefied`, { type: "WATCHING" }); //status message
//logs servercount -- not necessary for standard use
request.post(`https://discordbots.org/api/bots/${bot.user.id}/stats`)
.set('Authorization', data.botlist[0])
.send({ server_count: bot.guilds.size })
.catch(err => console.error("error logging to discordbots.org"));
request.post(`https://bots.discord.pw/api/bots/${bot.user.id}/stats`)
.set('Authorization', data.botlist[1])
.send({ server_count: bot.guilds.size })
.catch(err => console.error("error logging to bots.discord.pw"));
});
//guild add response -- logs guild being joined
bot.on("guildCreate", guild => {
var date = new Date(); //current date
console.log(`Bot joined ${guild.name} [${date}]`);
});
//guild delete response -- logs guild being left
bot.on("guildDelete", guild => {
var date = new Date(); //current date
console.log(`Bot left ${guild.name} [${date}]`);
});
//welcome data -- sends welcome messages for users
bot.on("guildMemberAdd", member => {
var welcomeGuild = member.guild;
if (!config.welcome[welcomeGuild.id]) return;
var date = new Date(), //current date
serverLang = config.lang[welcomeGuild.id] || "en"; //server lang
if (serverLang == "en") {
r = require("./en.json"); //uses replies from en.json
} else if (serverLang == "de") {
r = require("./de.json"); //nutzt Antworten von de.json
}
//sends welcome message
welcomeGuild.channels.get(config.welcome[welcomeGuild.id]).send(`${r.welcome} **${welcomeGuild.name}**, ${member.user}!`)
.then(console.log(`${member.user.username} joined ${member.guild.name} [${date}] [${serverLang}]`)) //logbook
.catch(console.error);
});
//Login -- Logs code into Weegeebot (please no touchy)
bot.login(data.key);
//Message Response -- Responds to messages and sets commands or variables
bot.on('message', msg => {
if (msg.content == data.reset) process.exit(1) //restart system
.then(console.log(`Bot restarted by ${msg.author.username}`));
if (msg.author.bot || msg.channel.type == "dm") return; //ignores every message without a prefix and messages sent from bots
var arg = msg.content.split(" "), //creates argument values; i.e. arg[1], arg[2], etc.
date = new Date(), //current date
serverLang = config.lang[msg.guild.id] || "en",
serverPrefix = config.pre[msg.guild.id] || data.pre, //server prefix
com = arg[0].toLowerCase().slice(serverPrefix.length); //command value
if (!msg.content.startsWith(serverPrefix)) return;
//-------ENGLISH-BOT--------
if (serverLang == "en") {
var r = require("./en.json"); //uses responses from en.json
//help (probably the most important command there is)
if (com == "help") {
msg.author.send(`*Greetings, ${msg.author.username}. I am Weegeebot, your helpful Discord Bot. Here are my commands:*`);
//fun
msg.author.send("```ini\nFun = General commands" +
"\nascii # posts random ascii art" +
"\nlenny # adds a nice lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" +
"\nroast # roasts you as bad as never before seen" +
"\npengu # posts a cute pengu! 🐧" +
"\ncoin # flips a *totally* fair coin" +
"\nweegee # posts a random Weegee meme" +
"\ncancer # infects the channel with toxic, cringy pictures and videos" +
"\nnuke [place] # throws a real bomb at the given place!" +
"\nscp [number] # posts an SCP entry! (001-4000)" +
"\ndice [number] # rolls a fair 6-sided-die (or with more sides if you wish)" +
"\nask [question] # asks a yes/no question" +
"\navatar [@user] # posts the avatar of that user, or yourself if no user is mentioned" +
"\nfraktur [text] # makes your text into 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔨𝔱𝔲𝔯" +
"\nbtext [message] # changes all instances of 'b' to the 🅱 emote" +
"\neflag [country] # displays the flag of a country with emojis" +
"\nvapor [message] # makes your text into a ｖａｐｏｒｔｅｘｔ" +
"\nbattle [army1] [army2] # simulates a battle between two armies```");
//admin help
msg.author.send("```ini\nAdmin = You need the correct role to use them" +
"\nwelcome # decides a channel where the welcome messages shall be posted" +
"\nlang [de/en] # sets the language, currently only for German or English" +
"\nclear [number] # deletes messages" +
"\nprefix [prefix] # changes the bot prefix" +
"\nwarn [@user] [reason] # warns that user, sending both you and them a message" +
"\nban [@user] [reason] # unleashes a banhammer upon that user" +
"\nkick [@user] [reason] # kicks the mentoned user, but he can return```");
//nsfw
msg.author.send("```ini\nNSFW = You must be in a 'NSFW' channel to use them" +
"\necchi # posts an ecchi picture from Gelbooru" +
"\nass # results in a ass pic" +
"\nboobs # posts a random boobs picture```");
//utility help
msg.author.send("```ini\nUtility = The very useful commands, without which you cannot live" +
"\ninfo # displays infos about the bot" +
"\nsupport # links to ways to get Weegeebot Support" +
"\ntest # tests whether the bot is active" +
"\ndate # posts the date and time" +
"\ninvite # gets you the bot invite link" +
"\ndonate # posts a link to the Patreon page" +
"\nserver # posts the serverinfo of the current server" +
"\nwhois [@user] # fetches infos for the mentioned user" +
"\ndefine [word] # searches up the definition of a word using The Urban Dictonary" +
"\nsay [message] # gets Weegeebot to say something" +
"\npoll [question] # creates a poll with two options (Yes or No)" +
"\ncalc [operation] # calculates using numbers and operations 🔢```" +
"\nNow pick a command, or else you will die! https://discord.gg/HudQcWh");
msg.channel.send("The list of commands was sent to you privately via DMs! ✅");
}
}
//-------DEUTSCHER-BOT------
else if (serverLang == "de") {
var r = require("./de.json"); //nutzt Antworten von de.json
//hilfe (wohl der wichtigste Befehl)
if (com == "help" || com == "hilfe") {
msg.author.send(`*Hallo, ${msg.author.username}. Ich bin Herr Weegee, dein treuer Discordbot. Ich habe folgende Befehle:*`);
//Hilfe für die Spaßbefehle
msg.author.send("```ini\nSpassbefehle = Die allgemeinen Befehle" +
"\nascii # postet ein zufälliges ASCII-Bild" +
"\nmünze # wirft eine *total* faire Münze" +
"\npengu # postet einen süßen Penguin! 🐧" +
"\nlenny # ergibt einen coolen Lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" +
"\nspott # drischt dir die Kalauer um die Ohren, dass die Fetzen nur so fliegen" +
"\npeinlichkeit # infiziert den Kanal mit peinlichen Bildern/Videos" +
"\nweegee # postet ein zufälliges Weegee-Mem" +
"\nscp [Nummer] # postet einen SCP-Eintrag! (001-4000)" +
"\nfrage [Frage] # fragt mich eine Satzfrage" +
"\neflagge [Land] # postet eine Nationalflagge aus Emojis" +
"\nfraktur [Text] # verwandelt deinen Text in 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔨𝔱𝔲𝔯" +
"\nwürfel [Seiten] # lässt einen fairen 6-seitigen Würfel rollen. (kann auch mit mehr Seiten verwendet werden)" +
"\natomisiere [Ort] # wirft eine echte Atombombe auf den gegebenen Ort" +
"\nvapor [Nachricht] # macht deine Nachricht zum ｖａｐｏｒｔｅｘｔ" +
"\nbtext [Nachricht] # macht aus allen Bs ein 🅱" +
"\navatar [@Nutzer] # postet das Profilbild des erwähnten Benutzers, oder deines, wenn niemand erwähnt wird" +
"\nkampf [Armee1] [Armee2] # simuliert einen Kampf zwischen 2 Armeen```");
//Adminhilfe
msg.author.send("```ini\nAdminbefehle = Man braucht Admin-Berechtigungen, um sie zu verwenden" +
"\nwillkommen # legt einen Kanal fest, wo die Willkommens-Nachrichten gepostet werden sollen" +
"\nsprache [de/en] # wechselt die Sprache zwischen Deutsch und Englisch" +
"\nlösche [Nummer] # löscht Nachrichten" +
"\nprefix [Präfix] # ändert das Bot-Präfix" +
"\nwarn [@Nutzer] [Grund] # warnt den erwähnten Benutzer, indem dir und ihm eine PN geschickt wird" +
"\nbann [@Nutzer] [Grund] # bannt den Benutzer bis in alle Ewigkeit!" +
"\nkick [@Nutzer] [Grund] # kickt den Benutzer; er kann aber sofort zurückkommen```");
//NSFW-Hilfe
msg.author.send("```ini\nNSFW-Befehle = Man muss in einem 'NSFW'-Kanal sein, um sie zu verwenden" +
"\necchi # postet ein Ecchi-Bild von Gelbooru" +
"\narsch # ergibt ein Bild mit dem weiblichen Arsch" +
"\ntitten # postet ein Bild mit Titten!```");
//Utility-Hilfe
msg.author.send("```ini\nUtility-Befehle = die ach so nützlichen Befehle, ohne sie kann man einfach nicht leben!" +
"\ninfo # ergibt die Botinfos" +
"\nsupport # zeigt dir Weegeebots Server und Projektseite an" +
"\ntest # testet, ob Weegeebot aktiv ist oder nicht" +
"\ndatum # ergibt das aktuelle Datum und die aktuelle Uhrzeit" +
"\nspende # postet einen Link zur Patreon-Seite" +
"\neinladung # zeigt dir den Bot-Einladungslink an" +
"\nserver # postet Informationen für den aktuellen Server" +
"\nsag [Nachricht] # zwingt Weegee, deine Nachricht zu sagen" +
"\numfrage [Frage] # erzeugt eine Umfrage mit zwei Optionen (Ja oder Nein)" +
"\nwerist [@Nutzer] # ergibt Infos für den erwähnten Benutzer" +
"\ndefiniere [Wort] # findet die Definition deines Wortes mit der Sprachnudel" +
"\nrechne [Operation] # rechnet mit Zahlen und Operationen 🔢```" +
"\nWähle jetzt einen Befehl aus, sonst wirst du sterben! https://discord.gg/HudQcWh");
msg.channel.send("Die Befehlsliste wurde privat durch eine PN geschickt! ✅");
}
}
//all the commands
switch (com) {
//test (to see if bot is online)
case "test":
msg.channel.send(r.test + rdm(r.quote));
break;
//scp command
case "scp":
if (arg.length != 2 || arg[1] > 4000 || arg[1] < 0 || arg[1].length < 3) {
msg.channel.send(r.scpError);
} else msg.channel.send(r.scp + arg[1]);
break;
//support (links to Weegeebot server)
case "support":
msg.channel.send(`${r.server}\n${r.project}`);
break;
//ASCII
case "ascii":
msg.channel.send("```fix\n" + rdm(ascii) + "```");
break;
//pengu
case "pengu":
msg.channel.send(rdm(pengu));
break;
//Weegee
case "weegee":
msg.channel.send(rdm(weegee));
break;
//invite (posts invite link)
case r.invite:
msg.channel.send("https://discordapp.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=239261914918682624&scope=bot&permissions=0");
break;
//Patreon
case r.donate:
msg.channel.send("Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Weegeebot");
break;
//calc - currently pretty basic
case r.calc:
if (arg[1] != 'ln' && arg.length != 4 || arg[1] == r.help) {
msg.channel.send(r.calcHelp[0] +
"```" +
"\nx + y - " + r.calcHelp[1] +
"\nx - y - " + r.calcHelp[2] +
"\nx * y - " + r.calcHelp[3] +
"\nx / y - " + r.calcHelp[4] +
"\nx ^ y - " + r.calcHelp[5] +
"\nx root y - " + r.calcHelp[6] +
"\nln x - " + r.calcHelp[7] +
"```\n" +
r.calcHelp[8]); //help command
} else {
if (arg[1] == 'ln') {
var a = parseFloat(arg[2]);
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\nln ${a} = ${parseFloat(Math.log(a))}`); //Log
} else {
var a = parseFloat(arg[1]);
var b = parseFloat(arg[3]);
//Operator plucker
switch (arg[2]) {
case "+":
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n${a} + ${b} = ${a + b}`); //Addition
break;
case "-":
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n${a} - ${b} = ${a - b}`); //Subtraction
break;
case "*":
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n${a} * ${b} = ${a * b}`); //Multiplication
break;
case "/":
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n${a} / ${b} = ${a / b}`); //Division
break;
case "^":
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n${a} ^ ${b} = ${a ** b}`); //Power
break;
case "root":
if (a == 2) msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n√${b} = ${b ** (1 / a)}`); //square Root
else msg.channel.send(rdm(r.quote) + `\n${a} √ ${b} = ${b ** (1 / a)}`);
break;
}
}
}
break;
//eflag (flags from emojis)
case r.emoji:
//sets flag number if user has a particular country in mind
if (arg.length != 1) {
switch (arg[1].toLowerCase()) {
case r.finland: msg.channel.send(flag[0]);
break;
case r.usa: msg.channel.send(flag[1]);
break;
case r.france: msg.channel.send(flag[2]);
break;
case r.germany: msg.channel.send(flag[3]);
break;
case r.belgium: msg.channel.send(flag[4]);
break;
case r.weegee: msg.channel.send(flag[5]);
break;
case r.lowlandia: msg.channel.send(flag[6]);
break;
case r.netherlands: msg.channel.send(flag[7]);
break;
case r.russia: msg.channel.send(flag[8]);
break;
case r.china: msg.channel.send(flag[9]);
break;
case r.switzerland: msg.channel.send(flag[10]);
break;
case r.canada: msg.channel.send(flag[11]);
break;
case r.romania: msg.channel.send(flag[12]);
break;
case r.austria: msg.channel.send(flag[13]);
break;
case r.denmark: msg.channel.send(flag[14]);
break;
case r.sweden: msg.channel.send(flag[15]);
break;
case r.poland: msg.channel.send(flag[16]);
break;
case r.japan: msg.channel.send(flag[17]);
break;
case r.hungary: msg.channel.send(flag[18]);
break;
case r.estonia: msg.channel.send(flag[19]);
break;
case r.ukraine: msg.channel.send(flag[20]);
break;
case r.spain: msg.channel.send(flag[21]);
break;
case r.england: msg.channel.send(flag[22]);
break;
case r.italy: msg.channel.send(flag[23]);
break;
default:
msg.channel.send(r.emojiHelp);
msg.channel.send(rdm(flag));
}
} else msg.channel.send(rdm(flag));
break;
//define
case r.define:
var query = msg.content.split(" ").slice(1).join("+");
msg.channel.send(r.dictionary + query);
break;
//battle (simulated battles between two armies)
case r.battle:
if (arg.length != 3) msg.channel.send(r.battleError);
else if (arg[1] <= 0 || arg[2] <= 0) msg.channel.send(r.battleError1); //if any army lacks soldiers
else {
var str1 = parseInt(arg[1]) ** 2, //strength of army 1
str2 = parseInt(arg[2]) ** 2; //strength of army 2
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * (str1 + str2)) <= parseInt(str1)) msg.channel.send(r.victory1);
else msg.channel.send(r.victory2);
}
break;
//cancer
case r.cancer:
msg.channel.send(rdm(cancer));
break;
//ecchi (anime titties)
case "ecchi":
if (msg.channel.nsfw) {
request.get("https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&json=1&limit=100&tags=boobs%20ass")
.catch(msg.channel.send("Gelbooru-API down!"))
.then(r => msg.channel.send(r.body[Math.floor(Math.random() * 100)].file_url));
} else {
msg.channel.send(r.nsfw);
}
break;
//ass
case r.ass:
if (msg.channel.nsfw) {
msg.channel.send(rdm(ass));
} else {
msg.channel.send(r.nsfw);
}
break;
//boobs (titties!!!)
case r.boobs:
if (msg.channel.nsfw) {
msg.channel.send(rdm(boobs));
} else {
msg.channel.send(r.nsfw);
}
break;
//date (current date & time)
case r.date:
msg.channel.send(r.date1 + date);
break;
//whois (results in user infos)
case r.whois:
var whoIsUser = msg.mentions.users.first() || msg.author;
var nickname = msg.guild.member(whoIsUser).nickname || r.none;
msg.channel.send("```md" +
`\n${r.whoisEntry} ${whoIsUser.username}:` +
"\n---------------" +
`\n< ${r.username} > \n ${whoIsUser.tag}` +
`\n< ${r.nickname} > \n ${nickname}` +
`\n< ${r.bot} 🤖> \n ${whoIsUser.bot}` +
`\n< ${r.status} > \n ${whoIsUser.presence.status}` +
`\n< ${r.joindate} 📅> \n ${whoIsUser.createdAt}` +
`\n< ${r.userID} > \n ${whoIsUser.id}` +
"```");
break;
//serverinfo (results in server infos)
case r.serverinfo:
msg.channel.send("```md" +
`\n${r.serverEntry} ${msg.guild.name}:` +
"\n---------------" +
`\n< ${r.membercount} 🗣> \n ${msg.guild.memberCount}` +
`\n< ${r.serverage} 📅> \n ${msg.guild.createdAt}` +
`\n< ${r.owner} > \n ${msg.guild.owner.user.tag}` +
`\n< ${r.region} 🗺️> \n ${msg.guild.region}` +
`\n< ${r.lang} 🗺> \n ${serverLang}` +
`\n< ${r.serverID} > \n ${msg.guild.id}` +
"```");
break;
//botinfo (shows bot infos)
case "info":
msg.channel.send("```md" +
"\nWeegeebot" +
"\n---------------" +
`\n< ${r.botinfo[0]} 📝> \n ${r.botinfo[1]}` +
`\n< ${r.botinfo[2]} > \n HoubkneghteS, Fniux, JamesTheDemSoc` +
`\n< ${r.botinfo[3]} > \n Bramble, Leaf, Retro, Kazuo` +
`\n< ${r.botinfo[4]} > \n ${bot.guilds.size} ${r.botinfo[5]}` +
`\n< ${r.botinfo[6]} ⏲> \n ${Math.floor(bot.ping)} ms` +
"```");
break;
//nuke (finally well developed !!1!111!)
case r.nuke:
//allows nuking of users
if (msg.mentions.users.first() != null) {
msg.channel.send(tf(
msg.mentions.users.first().username + r.userNuke[0] + rdm(nuke),
msg.mentions.users.first().username + r.userNuke[1]
));
//nothing
} else if (arg.length < 2) msg.channel.send(r.nukeError);
else {
switch (add(1, msg).toLowerCase()) {
//nuke help command
case r.help:
msg.channel.send(r.nukeHelp);
break;
case "@\u200Beveryone":
case "@\u200Bhere":
case r.all:
msg.channel.send(r.nukeEveryone);
msg.channel.send("http://d8st7idcnjoas.cloudfront.net/galfull/JC-450.jpg");
break;
case r.usa:
msg.channel.send(r.nukeUSA);
msg.channel.send("http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/12/161229_POL_Sad-Trump.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg");
break;
case r.russia:
msg.channel.send(r.nukeRussia);
msg.channel.send("http://www.cubanet.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/putin-sad.jpg");
break;
case r.germany:
msg.channel.send(r.nukeGermany);
msg.channel.send("http://www.newstatesman.com/sites/default/files/styles/nodeimage/public/blogs_2015/06/gettyimages-145479927.jpg?itok=RzDLUzhK");
break;
case "cafe weegee":
msg.channel.send(r.nukeCafe);
msg.channel.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/383327572206944256/383327716146937867/Cafe_Weegee.png");
break;
case "weegee":
case "weegeebot":
msg.channel.send(r.nukeWeegee);
break;
case r.me:
msg.channel.send(r.nukeMe);
break;
default:
msg.channel.send(add(1, msg) + r.nuking);
msg.channel.send(rdm(nuke));
}
}
break;
//roast (über-funny jokes)
case r.roast1:
msg.channel.send(rdm(r.roast));
break;
//avatar
case r.avatar:
if (!msg.mentions.users.first() && arg.length > 1) { //checks if no user is mentioned
msg.channel.send(r.avatarError);
} else {
var userAvatar = msg.mentions.users.first() || msg.author;
var url = userAvatar.avatarURL.split("?");
msg.channel.send(url[0]);
}
break;
//ask
case r.ask:
if (arg.length < 2) msg.channel.send(r.askError);
else msg.channel.send(tf(r.y, r.n));
break;
//coinflip (same infrastructure as the &ask command, just different name and response)
case r.coin:
msg.channel.send(tf(r.heads, r.tails));
break;
//dice