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module.exports = {
messages: [
"you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you. But remember LaVar, shoplifting is NOT a little thing. It’s a really big deal, especially in China. Ungrateful fool!",
"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me old, when I would NEVER call him short and fat?",
"Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never mocked a disabled reporter",
"Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings",
"Whoopi Goldberg is terrible. Very sad!",
"I hope the boycott of Macys continues forever. So many people are cutting up their cards. Macy's stores suck and they are bad for U.S.A.",
"I heard poorly rated Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came.....to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!",
"The cast and producers of Hamilton, which I hear is highly overrated, should immediately apologize to Mike Pence for their terrible behavior",
"“a total disaster”“He LIED! LIED! LIED!”“was totally controlled by Comey”“McCabe is Comey!!”",
"“a leader in higher & higher drug prices while at the same time taking jobs out of the U.S.”",
"If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!",
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.",
"The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!",
"Wind turbines are ripping your country apart and killing tourism.Electric bills in Scotland are skyrocketing-stop the madness",
"Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it.."
]
};