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LANGUAGE.merchant.en
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// ----------------
// WEAPONS
// ----------------
// 10mm Pistol
MERCH_CAT_10MMPISTOL = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_10MMPISTOL = "Volt N1911 \"Delta Elite\" 10mm Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_10MMPISTOL = "Hope your wrists can handle the recoil.";
// Arcanum
MERCH_CAT_ARCANUM = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_ARCANUM = "Strange Tome";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ARCANUM = "I don't understand a damn thing that's written in it.";
// Altis O/U Shotgun
MERCH_CAT_ALTIS = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_ALTIS = "Altis \"Over-and-Under\" 12ga Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ALTIS = "It's like the Slayer, but vertical.";
// AT-4
MERCH_CAT_AT4 = "Disposables";
MERCH_TAG_AT4 = "RAT-84 HEAT Rocket Launcher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_AT4 = "Mind the backblast.";
// ATC Devincenzia
MERCH_CAT_DEVINCENZIA = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_DEVINCENZIA = "Berlinghoff XM135 \"Devincenzia\" 35mm Cannon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DEVINCENZIA = "Whoa, a new toy!.";
// ATC Kelenken
MERCH_CAT_KELENKEN = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_KELENKEN = "M5-AT \"Kelenken\" 35mm Autocannon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_KELENKEN = "The chances of being surrounded by ten Cyberdemons is low but never zero.";
// ATCM-35
MERCH_CAT_ATCM35 = "Disposables";
MERCH_TAG_ATCM35 = "ATCM-35 Tracking Cluster Missile Launcher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ATCM35 = "The operator casualty rate for these are... well, I'll leave it to imagination.";
// Aurochs
MERCH_CAT_AUROCHS = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_AUROCHS = "VPF Arms \"Aurochs\" .451 Single-Action Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_AUROCHS = "I love to reload during a battle.";
// Auto5
MERCH_CAT_AUTO5 = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_AUTO5 = "M&S LTD \"Baileya\" 12ga Slug Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_AUTO5 = "Old but gold.";
// Automag
MERCH_CAT_AUTOMAG = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_AUTOMAG = "SP-50 .50 Action Mega Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_AUTOMAG = "Now you too can be a Bleedin\" Action Man!";
// Barracuda
MERCH_CAT_BARRACUDA = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_BARRACUDA = "Icarus \"Barracuda\" 12ga Double-Barreled Revolver Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BARRACUDA = "The time for vengeance is now.";
// Bastard Rifle
MERCH_CAT_BASTARDRIFLE = "Machineguns";
MERCH_TAG_BASTARDRIFLE = "L&M \"Bastard Rifle\" 4.26mm LMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BASTARDRIFLE = "Has no familiar relationship with the bastard sword.";
// BFG 9000
MERCH_CAT_BFG = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_BFG = "Botis Field Glyph v9.0";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BFG = "Same as the Brontornis but casts mass disappearance instead.";
// Bitch
MERCH_CAT_BITCH = "Machineguns";
MERCH_TAG_BITCH = "Icarus \"Bitch\" 4.26mm LMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BITCH = "Pour Your Little Heart Out.";
// Blackhawk
MERCH_CAT_BLACKHAWK = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_BLACKHAWK = "AceCorp \"Blackhawk\" Hi-Tech Crossbow";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BLACKHAWK = "Shhhhh... we're hunting demons.";
// Blackjack
MERCH_CAT_BLACKJACK = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_BLACKJACK = "AceCorp \"Blackjack\" .355 Masterball Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BLACKJACK = "23. Bust.";
// Blooper
MERCH_CAT_BLOOPER = "Explosives";
MERCH_TAG_BLOOPER = "L&M \"Blooper\" 40mm Grenade Launcher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BLOOPER = "Chunk \"n\" cheese bosses with this.";
// Boss Rifle
MERCH_CAT_BOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_BOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 7.76mm Bolt-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BOSS = "Hey, as long as it w- What? It jammed again!?";
// Boss Rifle (9mm)
MERCH_CAT_9MMBOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_9MMBOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 9x22mm Bolt-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_9MMBOSS = "Why is it greasy?";
// Boss Rifle (4mm)
MERCH_CAT_4MMBOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_4MMBOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 4.26mm Bolt-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_4MMBOSS = "Feels like cheap plastic.";
// Boss Rifle (5mm)
MERCH_CAT_5MMBOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_5MMBOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 5x12mm Bolt-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_5MMBOSS = "IT's PINK!";
// Boss Rifle (.50 OMG)
MERCH_CAT_OMGBOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_OMGBOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" .50 OMG Bolt-Action Anti-Materiel Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_OMGBOSS = "A bit of oomph to go with that.";
// Bossmerg
MERCH_CAT_12GBOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_12GBOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 12ga 00 Buckshot Bolt-Action Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_12GBOSS = "It's the best of all three!";
// Box Cannon
MERCH_CAT_BOXCANNON = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_BOXCANNON = "L&M C24 \"Box Cannon\" 9x22mm Pistol Carbine";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BOXCANNON = "HALT!";
// BPX
MERCH_CAT_BPX = "Carbines";
MERCH_TAG_BPX = "LIG Mauer BPX 9x22mm Carbine";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BPX = "The standard-issue handgun after a complete makeover.";
// Brontornis
MERCH_CAT_BRONTO = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_BRONTO = "Freeley Mk. VII \"Brontornis\" 35mm Ultralight Cannon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BRONTO = "And now I will show you a magic trick. Watch as this Hell Noble disappears.";
// Cawsgun
MERCH_CAT_CAWSGUN = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_CAWSGUN = "H&M CROWS \"Presslufthammer\" Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_CAWSGUN = "Just don't expect your shells to chamber reliably.";
// Chainsaw
MERCH_CAT_CHAINSAW = "Melee Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_CHAINSAW = "\"Lumberjack\" Chainsaw";
MERCH_FLAVOR_CHAINSAW = "VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!";
// Colt .355
MERCH_CAT_355SMG = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_355SMG = "Volt M35A1 HPC SMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_355SMG = "Armored marines got you down? No problem!";
// Colt 1911
MERCH_CAT_COLT1911 = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_COLT1911 = "Duketha N1911 .45 ACP Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_COLT1911 = "Make those demons pay for shooting up my ride, home...";
// Combat Knife
MERCH_CAT_KNIFE = "Melee Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_KNIFE = "Combat Knife";
MERCH_FLAVOR_KNIFE = "A no-frills combat knife, in case you want to keep your hands clean.";
// Combat Shotgun
MERCH_CAT_COMBATSHOTGUN = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_COMBATSHOTGUN = "Duketha N37 12ga Combat Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_COMBATSHOTGUN = "Hail to the king, baby!";
// DM-93 Plasmabuster
MERCH_CAT_D93 = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_D93 = "DM-93 \"Plasma Buster\" Experimental Beam Projector";
MERCH_FLAVOR_D93 = "Melting demons like it's 1993!";
// DMR
MERCH_CAT_DMR = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_DMR = "PG667 4.26mm Designated Marksman Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DMR = "Shoot through that marine's visor from 200 meters away. If it doesn't misfeed.";
// Doomed Hunter
MERCH_CAT_DOOMHUNTER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_DOOMHUNTER = "DiFranco SPOS-E19 \"Hunter\" 12ga Pump-Action Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DOOMHUNTER = "I have a feeling you won't be using this for duck hunting.";
// Duck Hunter
MERCH_CAT_DUCKHUNTER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_DUCKHUNTER = "DiFranco SPOS-D42 \"Hunter\" 20ga Pump-Action Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DUCKHUNTER = "Mind the retriever.";
// Executioner
MERCH_CAT_EXECUTIONER = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_EXECUTIONER = "Ominous Knife";
MERCH_FLAVOR_EXECUTIONER = "Just get it the fuck away from me. This thing is fucking cursed.";
// Explosive Hunter
MERCH_CAT_XHUNTER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_XHUNTER = "DiFranco SPOS-E44 \"Gatherer\" 12ga Pump-Action Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_XHUNTER = "It's like a Hunter and a Blooper had a one night stand.";
// Fenris
MERCH_CAT_FENRIS = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_FENRIS = "Icarus CFL-21 \"Fenris\" Cold Fusion Laser";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FENRIS = "It's a cold day in hell.";
// Finger of God
MERCH_CAT_FOG = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_FOG = "Finger of God";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FOG = "Now go and touch some Viles.";
// Fire Axe
MERCH_CAT_FIREAXE = "Melee Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_FIREAXE = "UAC Emergency Fire Axe";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FIREAXE = "Why is it called a Fire Axe if it's not on fire?";
// Flamenwerfer 77
MERCH_CAT_FLAMENWERFER = "Explosives";
MERCH_TAG_FLAMENWERFER = "Icarus FT-77 \"Flamenwerfer\" Flamethrower";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FLAMENWERFER = "It werfs flammen.";
// Flare Gun (Metal)
MERCH_CAT_FLAREGUNMETAL = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_FLAREGUNMETAL = "Steel Flare Gun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FLAREGUNMETAL = "Doubles as an emergency survival shotgun.";
// Flare Gun (Plastic)
MERCH_CAT_FLAREGUN = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_FLAREGUN = "Flare Gun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FLAREGUN = "Useful for finding your way through dark places.";
// Flintlock Pistol
MERCH_CAT_FLINTLOCK = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_FLINTLOCK = "Flintlock Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FLINTLOCK = "Gunslingin\" like it's 1749!";
// FNFAL
MERCH_CAT_FNFAL = "Machineguns";
MERCH_TAG_FNFAL = "UN-AF L7A1 MG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FNFAL = "Give those abominations a taste of true freedom.";
// FP-45
MERCH_CAT_FP45 = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_FP45 = "FP-45 \"Liberator\" .45 ACP Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FP45 = "Do you even need more than one shot?";
// Frag Cannon
MERCH_CAT_FRAGCANNON = "Explosives";
MERCH_TAG_FRAGCANNON = "\"Frag Cannon\" Frag Grenade Launcher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FRAGCANNON = "Is your arm tired?";
// Frontiersman
MERCH_CAT_FRONTIERSMAN = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_FRONTIERSMAN = "Icarus \"Frontiersman\" 7.76mm Lever-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FRONTIERSMAN = "A bare-bones gun for a bare-bones man.";
// Fulgur
MERCH_CAT_FULGUR = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_FULGUR = "Fulgur Laser Machinegun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FULGUR = "This will be DAKKA in 2013!";
// G11
MERCH_CAT_G11 = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_G11 = "H&M G26A1 Assault Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_G11 = "Kraut Space Magic!";
// G11 (Scoped)
MERCH_CAT_G11SCOPED = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_G11SCOPED = "H&M G26SD Service Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_G11SCOPED = "A very sneaky G26A1 capable of \"hyperburst\".";
// GFB-9
MERCH_CAT_GFB9 = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_GFB9 = "Icarus GFB-9 Gretchenfrage Blaster Mk. 9";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GFB9 = "For when all else fails.";
// Golden Single Action Revolver
MERCH_CAT_GOLDENSAREVOLVER = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_GOLDENSAREVOLVER = "Buger \"Golden Gun\" .45 Long Colt Single-Action Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GOLDENSAREVOLVER = "I don't expect these demons to talk, I expect them to die!";
// Greely
MERCH_CAT_GREELY = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_GREELY = "KAG \"Greely\" 12ga Pump-Action SuperShorty";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GREELY = "Might fit in your pockets.";
// Guillotine
MERCH_CAT_GUILLOTINE = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_GUILLOTINE = "\"La Petite Guillotine\" 9x25mm NDM Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GUILLOTINE = "Chop, chop.";
// Gungnir
MERCH_CAT_GUNGNIR = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_GUNGNIR = "AceCorp \"Gungnir\" Gretchenfrage Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GUNGNIR = "BFG? More like BEAM-FG am I right?";
// Hacked ZM66
MERCH_CAT_HZM = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_HZM = "Volt ZM66 4.26mm Assault Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HZM = "Yep, totally legitimate. Just don't show it to Volt, eh?";
// Hammerhead
MERCH_CAT_HAMMERHEAD = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_HAMMERHEAD = "AceCorp CIR-37 \"Hammerhead\" Plasma Minigun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HAMMERHEAD = "Do you hate batteries? Do you hate imps more? This gun lets you get rid of both!";
// Helzing
MERCH_CAT_HELZING = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_HELZING = "L&M \"Helzing\" .355 Masterball Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HELZING = "In the name of the Lord!";
// HLAR
MERCH_CAT_HLAR = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_HLAR = "HLAR 9x22mm SMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HLAR = "Makes more noise and throws grenades, but that's about it.";
// Hunter
MERCH_CAT_HUNTER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_HUNTER = "DiFranco SPOS-E28 \"Hunter\" Pump-Action Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HUNTER = "Come on, baby, just pump it.";
// Hush Puppy
MERCH_CAT_HUSHPUPPY = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_HUSHPUPPY = "Suppressed Grokk 15 9x22mm Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HUSHPUPPY = "It's a shame the slide sticks, though";
// Ironsight Lib
MERCH_CAT_ILIB = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_ILIB = "H&M ZM7 \"Liberator\" 7.76mm Battle Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ILIB = "Liberator rifle in and out. Almost.";
// Jackdaw
MERCH_CAT_JACKDAW = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_JACKDAW = "AceCorp \"Jackdaw\" 9x22mm SMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_JACKDAW = "It's like five SMGs strapped together, but you can only fire one at a time.";
// Juan Horeshoe Pistol
MERCH_CAT_JUAN = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_JUAN = "Mouletta \"Juan\" 9x22mm Horsehoe Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_JUAN = "J u a n";
// Kharon
MERCH_CAT_KHARON = "Melee Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_KHARON = "Replica Kharon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_KHARON = "Filled with a history of violence and anguish... except this one's a replica. Still effective.";
// Less-Lethal Shotgun
MERCH_CAT_LLHUNTER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_LLHUNTER = "Bernoulli M1053 12ga Pump-Action Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LLHUNTER = "Whatcha gonna do with this, arrest the demons?";
// Levergun
MERCH_CAT_LEVERGUN = "Carbines";
MERCH_TAG_LEVERGUN = "Sawyer LR355 \"Big Boy\" .355 Masterball Carbine";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LEVERGUN = "Contrary to what its name suggests, you don't HAVE to use it against \"big boys\".";
// Liberator
MERCH_CAT_LIBERATOR = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_LIBERATOR = "H&M ZM7 \"Liberator\" 7.76mm Battle Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LIBERATOR = "Vive la révolution!";
// Lisa
MERCH_CAT_LISA = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_LISA = "0H1-MK \"Lisa\" Plasma DMR";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LISA = "This rifle has not been hit.";
// Lotus
MERCH_CAT_LOTUS = "Carbines";
MERCH_TAG_LOTUS = "KAG \"Lotus\" 7.76mm Revolver Carbine";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LOTUS = "Carbine, but it's really a revolver. Why?";
// M1 Garand
MERCH_CAT_M1GARAND = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_M1GARAND = "Mouletta M1 Garand .30-06 Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_M1GARAND = "PING! PING!";
// M2HB
MERCH_CAT_M2HB = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_M2HB = "AM-HMG50 \"MKII Stinger\" HMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_M2HB = "This was made for tanks, not infantry. How you'll use this is a mystery to me.";
// M5165
MERCH_CAT_M5165 = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_M5165 = "Arkoudi M5/165c 5x12mm Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_M5165 = "It really does hold 165 rounds. Very tiny rounds.";
// M60
MERCH_CAT_M60 = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_M60 = "USGI M60E1 \"Fat Boar\" GPMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_M60 = "Just don't load them as much.";
// MA-75B
MERCH_CAT_MA75B = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_MA75B = "WAN MA-75B 7.76mm Battle Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MA75B = "Don't try to be a marksman with this weapon.";
// MA-76C
MERCH_CAT_MA76C = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_MA76C = "WAN MA-76C 4.26mm Assault Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MA76C = "It's like the MA-75B but smaller.";
// MAC10
MERCH_CAT_MAC10 = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_MAC10 = "Raycob RAC-10/45 .45 ACP Machine Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MAC10 = "Ferocious little box that spits hot lead and anger. Don't lose your grip.";
// Majestic
MERCH_CAT_MAJESTIC = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_MAJESTIC = "AceCorp \"Majestic\" .500 S&W Railgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MAJESTIC = "Aliens may or may not have been involved in the production of this.";
// Mancubus Cannon
MERCH_CAT_MANCCANNON = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_MANCCANNON = "Modified Mancubus Arm Cannon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MANCCANNON = "I hope you aren't planning to use this for grilling.";
// Mauler
MERCH_CAT_MAULER = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_MAULER = "DAIMAOU \"Mauler\" Gretchenfrage Cannon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MAULER = "Might turn you into a radioactive corpse over time, but who cares?";
// Microgun
MERCH_CAT_MICROGUN = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_MICROGUN = "H&M H576 Smartgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MICROGUN = "Keep the trigger squeezed down and it'll do the thinking for you.";
// Minerva
MERCH_CAT_MINERVA = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_MINERVA = "\"Minerva\" 9x22mm Rotary Support Weapon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MINERVA = "She ain't no mouse , I'll tell you that much.";
// MK23 SOCOM
MERCH_CAT_MK23SOCOM = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_MK23SOCOM = "H&M Mk23 \"SOCOM\" .45 ACP Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MK23SOCOM = "They won't even hear you coming.";
// Modular Battle Rifle
MERCH_CAT_MBR = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_MBR = "Icarus .500 S&W Modular Battle Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MBR = "The Liberator's better, bigger brother.";
// Musket
MERCH_CAT_MUSKET = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_MUSKET = "Musket";
MERCH_FLAVOR_MUSKET = "Do demons even have whites in their eyes?";
// No-Scope Boss
MERCH_CAT_NSB = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_NSB = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 7.76mm Bolt-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_NSB = "Who needs a scope when you've got a BOLT-ACTION!";
// NS3-Cr.Kt
MERCH_CAT_NCT = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_NCT = "Icarus NS3-Cr.Kt";
MERCH_FLAVOR_NCT = "It's some sort of weird tiny... gun? thing?";
// Nyx
MERCH_CAT_NYX = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_NYX = "Icarus CM-3 \"Nyx\" .355 Masterball Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_NYX = "The Queen of Thicc.";
// Obrozz
MERCH_CAT_OBROZZ = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_OBROZZ = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 7.76mm Bolt-Action Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_OBROZZ = "Now yer a real gunslinger.";
// Oddball
MERCH_CAT_ODDBALL = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_ODDBALL = "CEA \"O.D.B.A.L.\" Energy Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ODDBALL = "Crank it up.";
// Otis-5
MERCH_CAT_OTIS5 = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_OTIS5 = "KAG Otis-5 .500 S&W Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_OTIS5 = "Feeling lucky, punk?";
// P90
MERCH_CAT_P90 = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_P90 = "L&M BreakerTek P90 9x25mm NDM PDW";
MERCH_FLAVOR_P90 = "A veritable bullet-hose with no apparent downsides.";
// P90 (Princess)
MERCH_CAT_P90PRINCESS = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_P90PRINCESS = "L&M BreakerTek \"Red Crown\" P90 9x25mm NDM PDW";
MERCH_FLAVOR_P90PRINCESS = "Perfect for rapid-fire exsanguination. And parties.";
// PD-42
MERCH_CAT_PD42 = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_PD42 = "Icarus PD-42 Suppressed 4.26mm PDW";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PD42 = "Silent and deadlier.";
// Pistol
MERCH_CAT_PISTOL = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_PISTOL = "Grokk 15 9x22mm Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PISTOL = "A dime a dozen.";
// Phazer
MERCH_CAT_PHAZER = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_PHAZER = "DM-94 Plasma Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PHAZER = "Zap Zap, in yer pocket.";
// Plasma Pistol
MERCH_CAT_PLASMAPISTOL = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_PLASMAPISTOL = "Plasma Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PLASMAPISTOL = "Don't overcharge it, this baby gets hot!";
// PPSh-41
MERCH_CAT_PPSH41 = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_PPSH41 = "PPSh-41 \"Papasha\" 7.62mm Tokarev SMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PPSH41 = "Give 'em some indigestion!";
// PS20
MERCH_CAT_PS20 = "Disposables";
MERCH_TAG_PS20 = "DLA&M PS-451";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PS20 = "A deceivingly effective package for the marine you just can't kill.";
// PSG1
MERCH_CAT_PSG1 = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_PSG1 = "H&M PSG2A1 7.76mm Sniper Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_PSG1 = "See that Baron over there? Now you don't.";
// Railgun
MERCH_CAT_RAILGUN = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_RAILGUN = "XM99 Experimental Railgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_RAILGUN = "You've seen the fires of Hell, haven't you?";
// Railgun Dynamo
MERCH_CAT_RAILGUNDYNAMO = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_RAILGUNDYNAMO = "XM99 Experimental Railgun Dynamo";
MERCH_FLAVOR_RAILGUNDYNAMO = "A recharging device for the XM99. Required for continued operation of the weapon.";
// Redline
MERCH_CAT_REDLINE = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_REDLINE = "AceCorp RDL-N3 \"Redline\" Thermal Lance";
MERCH_FLAVOR_REDLINE = "Look here. Smile. Wait for flash.";
// Revolver
MERCH_CAT_REVOLVER = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_REVOLVER = "Buger \"Deinonychus\" .355 Masterball Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_REVOLVER = "It's high noon.";
// Rocket Launcher
MERCH_CAT_ROCKETLAUNCHER = "Explosives";
MERCH_TAG_ROCKETLAUNCHER = "L&M \"Direct Hit\" 40mm Rocket Launcher\"";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ROCKETLAUNCHER = "Now you're packing heat. ...Are you?";
// Ruby Maser
MERCH_CAT_RUBYMASER = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_RUBYMASER = "Rubicon AEF-322c \"Ruby Maser\" Microwave Laser";
MERCH_FLAVOR_RUBYMASER = "It can even heat up leftover pizza! Once.";
// Ruger1022
MERCH_CAT_RUGER1022 = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_RUGER1022 = "Buger M22 Target Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_RUGER1022 = "Gone from plinkin\" beer cans to plinkin\" babuins.";
// Savage 99
MERCH_CAT_SAVAGE99 = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_SAVAGE99 = "\"Savage 99\" .300 Savage Lever-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SAVAGE99 = "Goin\" big game huntin\"?";
// Sawed-off Slayer
MERCH_CAT_SAWEDOFFSLAYER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_SAWEDOFFSLAYER = "Cavalry Arms SL-41 \"Slayer\" 12ga Double-Barreled Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SAWEDOFFSLAYER = "Whole lotta buckshot right in yer pocket.";
// Scoped Revolver
MERCH_CAT_SCOPEDREVOLVER = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_SCOPEDREVOLVER = "Buger \"Deinonychus\" .355 Masterball Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SCOPEDREVOLVER = "Only a dark lord would.";
// Scoped Slayer
MERCH_CAT_SCOPEDSLAYER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_SCOPEDSLAYER = "Cavalry Arms SL-41 \"Slayer\" 12ga Double-Barreled Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SCOPEDSLAYER = "Budget sniper rifle.";
// Scorpion
MERCH_CAT_SCORPION = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_SCORPION = "AceCorp \"Scorpion\" 35mm Sniper Cannon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SCORPION = "Deletes just about anything.";
// Sig-Cow
MERCH_CAT_SIGCOW = "Carbines";
MERCH_TAG_SIGCOW = "M-211 \"Sig-Cow\" 10mm Carbine";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SIGCOW = "Don't have a Cow, man? Then buy yourself one of these!";
// Single Action Revolver
MERCH_CAT_SAREVOLVER = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_SAREVOLVER = "Buger \"Long Arm\" .45 Long Colt Single-Action Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SAREVOLVER = "This thing probably belonged to one of your ancestors. Hope it still shoots well.";
// Slayer
MERCH_CAT_SLAYER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_SLAYER = "Cavalry Arms SL-41 \"Slayer\" 12ga Double-Barreled Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SLAYER = "The barrel grew back.";
// Sledgehammer
MERCH_CAT_SLEDGEHAMMER = "Melee Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_SLEDGEHAMMER = "Sledgehammer";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SLEDGEHAMMER = "A hefty master key for any locked doors (or demons), doorbuster be damned.";
// Six-12
MERCH_CAT_SIX12 = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_SIX12 = "Icarus \"Six-12\" 12ga Revolver Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SIX12 = "The magazine! It spins!";
// SMG
MERCH_CAT_SMG = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_SMG = "MP-46 9x22mm Heavy Automatic Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SMG = "Silent, but deadly... If you shoot it for long enough, that is.";
// Snubnose Revolver
MERCH_CAT_SNUBNOSE = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_SNUBNOSE = "Buger \"Detective Special\" .355 Masterball Snub-Nose Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SNUBNOSE = "Hands up! Grab air, you babies! Or I'll squeeze this thing, and I don't mean maybe!";
// Soul Cube
MERCH_CAT_SOULCUBE = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_SOULCUBE = "Ominous Cube";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SOULCUBE = "I have no idea what this is, but it won't shut up.";
// SPNKR
MERCH_CAT_SPNKR = "Explosives";
MERCH_TAG_SPNKR = "WAN SPNKR-XP SSM Launcher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_SPNKR = "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, this is one expensive cigar.";
// Sten Mk2
MERCH_CAT_STENMK2 = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_STENMK2 = "STEN Mk.2(S) Suppressed 9x22mm SMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_STENMK2 = "I thought these things were mass produce...";
// Steyr ACR
MERCH_CAT_STEYR = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_STEYR = "Austere M17 6x42mm Flechette Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_STEYR = "Don't judge this gun by its appearance.";
// Street Sweeper
MERCH_CAT_STREETSWEEPER = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_STREETSWEEPER = "Raycob Urban Destroyer";
MERCH_FLAVOR_STREETSWEEPER = "All fun and games until you need to reload.";
// Stun Gun
MERCH_CAT_STUNGUN = "Melee Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_STUNGUN = "\"ShokStop\" Stun Gun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_STUNGUN = "Don't taze me, bro!";
// Thunderbuster
MERCH_CAT_THUNDERBUSTER = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_THUNDERBUSTER = "H&M Mk. XI \"Thunder Buster\" Polaric Charge Projector";
MERCH_FLAVOR_THUNDERBUSTER = "Zap zap BOOM!";
// TRO-G
MERCH_CAT_TROG = "Automatic Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_TROG = "Volt AR-29 \"TRO-G\" 4.26mm Assault Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_TROG = "Blast from the past.";
// TT-33
MERCH_CAT_TT33 = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_TT33 = "TT-33 7.62mm Tokarev Pistol";
MERCH_FLAVOR_TT33 = "Make them go blyat.";
// UMP-45
MERCH_CAT_UMP45 = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_UMP45 = "Icarus UMP-45 .45 ACP PDW";
MERCH_FLAVOR_UMP45 = "Doesn't sit at home plate all day.";
// UMS Automag
MERCH_CAT_UMSAUTOMAG = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_UMSAUTOMAG = "UMS Automag";
MERCH_FLAVOR_UMSAUTOMAG = "a bit heavy for such light ammunition.";
// Uragan
MERCH_CAT_URAGAN = "Revolvers";
MERCH_TAG_URAGAN = "Arkoudi M12/5 12ga Revolver";
MERCH_FLAVOR_URAGAN = "An itty-bitty shotgun that'll fit in your purse.";
// USP-45
MERCH_CAT_USP45 = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_USP45 = "Icarus USP-45 .45 ACP Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_USP45 = "When you want modern performance and MUH TWO WORLD WARS.";
// Vera
MERCH_CAT_VERA = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_VERA = "Volt M764 \"Vera\" 4.26mm Squad Automatic Weapon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_VERA = "Diet Vulcanette.";
// Viper
MERCH_CAT_VIPER = "Handguns";
MERCH_TAG_VIPER = "AceCorp \"Viper\" .50 Action Mega Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_VIPER = "Excellent for pretending to be the last action hero.";
// Vulcanette
MERCH_CAT_VULCANETTE = "Heavy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_VULCANETTE = "Volt Mk. III \"Vulcanette\" 4.26mm Rotary Support Weapon";
MERCH_FLAVOR_VULCANETTE = "I hope you can feed this monster.";
// Wiseau
MERCH_CAT_WISEAU = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_WISEAU = "WF-60 Plasma Handgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_WISEAU = "You're going to tear me apart if you don't buy this.";
// Worst Boss
MERCH_CAT_WORSTBOSS = "Boss Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_WORSTBOSS = "L&M Mk. IV \"Boss\" 7.76mm Bolt-Action Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_WORSTBOSS = "WAAAAARRP SPEEEEEEEEEED.";
// WSTE-M5
MERCH_CAT_WSTEM5 = "Shotguns";
MERCH_TAG_WSTEM5 = "WAN WSTE-M5 Lever-Action Double-Barreled Shotgun";
MERCH_FLAVOR_WSTEM5 = "I won't waste my time trying to explain the loading mechanism.";
// Wyvern
MERCH_CAT_WYVERN = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_WYVERN = "AceCorp \"Wyvern\" .50 OMG Double-Barreled Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_WYVERN = "No more \"WIIW\".";
// Yeyuze
MERCH_CAT_YEYUZE = "Explosives";
MERCH_TAG_YEYUZE = "VPF Arms \"Yeyuze\" 40mm Pump-Action Grenade Launcher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_YEYUZE = "Yes, you CAN slam-fire this one!";
// Yurei
MERCH_CAT_YUREI = "SMGs";
MERCH_TAG_YUREI = "Yurei 9x22mm High-Capacity SMG";
MERCH_FLAVOR_YUREI = "When 30 rounds isn't enough.";
// ZM69
MERCH_CAT_ZM69 = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_ZM69 = "Volt ZM69 .50 OMG Anti-Materiel Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ZM69 = "For hunting very large, murderous, demonic game.";
// ZM94
MERCH_CAT_ZM94 = "Rifles";
MERCH_TAG_ZM94 = "Volt ZM94 \"Sabrewolf\" .50 OMG Anti-Materiel Rifle";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ZM94 = "Great for assassinating MBTs and other force-equilizers.";
// Zorcher
MERCH_CAT_ZORCHER = "Energy Weapons";
MERCH_TAG_ZORCHER = "\"Zorcher\" Handheld Teleporter";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ZORCHER = "These don't come with a cereal box. Sorry.";
// ------------------
// ITEMS
// ------------------
// 10mm Reloading Device
MERCH_CAT_10MMRELOADER = "Ammo Conversion";
MERCH_TAG_10MMRELOADER = "10mm Reloading Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_10MMRELOADER = "Turns pistol ammo into better pistol ammo.";
// .300 Savage Reloading Device
MERCH_CAT_300SAVAGERELOADER = "Ammo Conversion";
MERCH_TAG_300SAVAGERELOADER = ".300 Savage Reloading Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_300SAVAGERELOADER = "Turns rifle ammo into Russian rifle ammo.";
// 7.62 Tokarev Reloading Device
MERCH_CAT_762TOKAREVRELOADER = "Ammo Conversion";
MERCH_TAG_762TOKAREVRELOADER = "7.62mm Tokarev Reloading Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_762TOKAREVRELOADER = "Turns pistol ammo into Russian pistol ammo.";
// 7mm Reloading Device
MERCH_CAT_7MMRELOADER = "Ammo Conversion";
MERCH_TAG_7MMRELOADER = "7.76mm Reloading Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_7MMRELOADER = "BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR *clack*";
// Adhesive
MERCH_CAT_ADHESIVE = "Medical Supplies";
MERCH_TAG_ADHESIVE = "Velvet Adhesive";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ADHESIVE = "Hand-made poultice that slowly invigorates you.";
// Ammo Box
MERCH_CAT_AMMOBOX = "Supplies";
MERCH_TAG_AMMOBOX = "UAC \"Quick Drop\" Ammo Box";
MERCH_FLAVOR_AMMOBOX = "I take no responsibility if this explodes. Just don't open it in front of my face.";
// Ammo Pouch
MERCH_CAT_AMMOPOUCH = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_AMMOPOUCH = "UAC Standard Infantry Ammo Pouch";
MERCH_FLAVOR_AMMOPOUCH = "I swear I had some ammo in here somewhere.";
// Anti-Gravity Boots
MERCH_CAT_ANTIGRAVBOOTS = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_ANTIGRAVBOOTS = "Anti-Gravity Boots";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ANTIGRAVBOOTS = "Powered by radiation! I'm sure they're safe.";
// Anti-Radiation Boots
MERCH_CAT_ANTIRADBOOTS = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_ANTIRADBOOTS = "Anti-Radiation Boots";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ANTIRADBOOTS = "When you don't want your feet getting irradiated.";
// Area Map
MERCH_CAT_ALLMAP = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_ALLMAP = "Area map";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ALLMAP = "It won't treat your topographical cretinism, but you'll surely make it to the exit.";
// Armour Patch Kit
MERCH_CAT_ARMOURPATCHKIT = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_ARMOURPATCHKIT = "UAC Specialist Armor Patch Kit";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ARMOURPATCHKIT = "Patch yerself up, soldier!";
// Assault Pack
MERCH_CAT_ASSAULTPACK = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_ASSAULTPACK = "UAC Specialist Lightweight Backpack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ASSAULTPACK = "May or may not contain anything useful inside.";
// Backpack
MERCH_CAT_BACKPACK = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_BACKPACK = "UAC Standard Infantry Backpack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BACKPACK = "May or may not contain anything useful inside.";
// Ball Crafter
MERCH_CAT_BALLCRAFTER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_BALLCRAFTER = "Ball Crafter";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BALLCRAFTER = "Balls of steel.";
// Berserk Pack
MERCH_CAT_BERSERK = "Medical Supplies";
MERCH_TAG_BERSERK = "UAC Specialist \"Berserk\" Pack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BERSERK = "Do not overdose. Oh who am I kidding, of course you will.";
// Binoculars
MERCH_CAT_BINOCULARS = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_BINOCULARS = "Binoculars";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BINOCULARS = "A pair of binoculars. Attuned so well that you can see yourself in the demon's eyes from a mile away.";
// Blood Bag
MERCH_CAT_BLOODBAG = "Medical Supplies";
MERCH_TAG_BLOODBAG = "UAC Standard Synthetic Bloodpack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BLOODBAG = "'Tis but a scratch.";
// Blue Potion
MERCH_CAT_BLUEPOTION = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_BLUEPOTION = "Strange Blue Potion";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BLUEPOTION = "Not sure what this stuff is, can't quite pin down the taste...";
// Blue Sphere
MERCH_CAT_BLUESPHERE = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_BLUESPHERE = "Glowing Blue Orb";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BLUESPHERE = "Careful, this thing feels like it wants to be absorbed.";
// Booster Jets
MERCH_CAT_BOOSTERJETS = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_BOOSTERJETS = "UAC Specialist Booster Jets";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BOOSTERJETS = "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!";
// Bullet Assembler
MERCH_CAT_BULLETASSEMBLER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_BULLETASSEMBLER = "Bullet Assembler";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BULLETASSEMBLER = "Will you create the regular ammo?";
// Cacodemon Plush Doll (Radtech)
MERCH_CAT_CACOPLUSH = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_CACOPLUSH = "Ominous Cacodemon Plush Doll";
MERCH_FLAVOR_CACOPLUSH = "I mean, at least it looks cute?";
// Cacodemon Plushie (Kiri/SnekTek)
MERCH_CAT_CACODEMONPLUSHIE = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_CACODEMONPLUSHIE = "Ominous Cacodemon Plush Doll";
MERCH_FLAVOR_CACODEMONPLUSHIE = "Do you hear something? It's like this thing's, alive?!";
// Case Crafter
MERCH_CAT_CASECRAFTER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_CASECRAFTER = "Case Crafter";
MERCH_FLAVOR_CASECRAFTER = "I rest my case.";
// Deployable Barricade
MERCH_CAT_BARRICADE = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_BARRICADE = "AceCorp Deployable Barricade";
MERCH_FLAVOR_BARRICADE = "Enjoy your safe space.";
// Defence, Engagement, Reconnaissance and Patrol Robot
MERCH_CAT_DERP = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_DERP = "Volt D.E.R.P. Robot";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DERP = "The H.E.R.P.'s lil' brother.";
// Dimensional Storage Device
MERCH_CAT_DSD = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_DSD = "UAC Specialist Dimensional Storage Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DSD = "This item is out of this world!";
// Door Buster
MERCH_CAT_DOORBUSTER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_DOORBUSTER = "UAC Specialist Doorbuster";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DOORBUSTER = "Breaching, breaching!";
// Deployable Overcharging Robot for Killjoys
MERCH_CAT_DORK = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_DORK = "Volt D.O.R.K. Robot";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DORK = "D.E.R.P., but it's flying and carrying a Thunder Buster. A truly diabolical creation.";
// Experimental Configurable Teleportation Device
MERCH_CAT_ECTD = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_ECTD = "UAC Specialist E.C.T. Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_ECTD = "Be careful you don't get caught in a wall, who knows where you'll end up!";
// Field Assembly Kit
MERCH_CAT_FAK = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_FAK = "UAC Standard Field Assembly Kit";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FAK = "Armor almost gone? Shield generator giving out? Well go FAK yourself.";
// Fanny Pack
MERCH_CAT_FANNYPACK = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_FANNYPACK = "Fanny Pack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FANNYPACK = "An extended version of your pockets.";
// Field Medic Kit
MERCH_CAT_FIELDMEDICKIT = "Medical Supplies";
MERCH_TAG_FIELDMEDICKIT = "UAC Standard Field Medical Kit";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FIELDMEDICKIT = "Better than improvising it yourself.";
// Fire Extinguisher
MERCH_CAT_FIREEXTINGUISHER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_FIREEXTINGUISHER = "Fire Extinguisher";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FIREEXTINGUISHER = "This might just save your bacon.";
// First Aid Spray
MERCH_CAT_FIRSTAIDSPRAY = "Medical Supplies";
MERCH_TAG_FIRSTAIDSPRAY = "UAC Standard First Aid Spray";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FIRSTAIDSPRAY = "A spritz or two'll do ya.";
// Flashlight
MERCH_CAT_DDZFLASHLIGHT = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_DDZFLASHLIGHT = "Flashlight";
MERCH_FLAVOR_DDZFLASHLIGHT = "The clicking mechanism is really satisfying.";
// Food Ration
MERCH_CAT_FOODRATION = "Consumables";
MERCH_TAG_FOODRATION = "UAC Standard Infantry Food Ration";
MERCH_FLAVOR_FOODRATION = "Crunchy.";
// Gas Mask
MERCH_CAT_GASMASK = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_GASMASK = "Gas Mask";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GASMASK = "Found this in an abandoned metro next to some dead guy.";
// Gearbox Backpack
MERCH_CAT_GEARBOX = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_GEARBOX = "UAC Standard Infantry Gear Box";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GEARBOX = "A hoarder's best friend.";
// Gretchen Counter
MERCH_CAT_GRETCHENCOUNTER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_GRETCHENCOUNTER = "Gretchenfrag Counter";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GRETCHENCOUNTER = "This object clearly looks like it was recycled from a very old Geiger counter.";
// Gunsmith Pouch
MERCH_CAT_GUNSMITHPOUCH = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_GUNSMITHPOUCH = "Gunsmith Pouch";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GUNSMITHPOUCH = "For when you just can't hold all of that gunpowder.";
// Gyro Stabilizer
MERCH_CAT_GYROSTABILIZER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_GYROSTABILIZER = "Gyroscopic Stabilizer";
MERCH_FLAVOR_GYROSTABILIZER = "Be the cybernetic policeman you were born to be.";
// Hacked Reloader
MERCH_CAT_HACKED7MMRELOADER = "Ammo Conversion";
MERCH_TAG_HACKED7MMRELOADER = "7.76mm Reloading Device";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HACKED7MMRELOADER = "BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR *clack* but faster.";
// Half-Pack
MERCH_CAT_HALFPACK = "Storage";
MERCH_TAG_HALFPACK = "UAC Standard Infantry Rucksack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HALFPACK = "May or may not contain anything useful inside.";
// Handcharge
MERCH_CAT_HANDCHARGE = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_HANDCHARGE = "Handcharge";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HANDCHARGE = "A compact and useful charger powered by your own hands.";
// Heavy Engagement Rotary Platform Robot
MERCH_CAT_HERP = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_HERP = "Volt H.E.R.P. Robot";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HERP = "An automatic 4mm rotary platform which will shoot bad guys for you.";
// HUD Helmet
MERCH_CAT_HHELMET = "Armor";
MERCH_TAG_HHELMET = "UAC Standard Infantry Helmet";
MERCH_FLAVOR_HHELMET = "Does not protect from bicycle falls.";
// Invulnerability Sphere
MERCH_CAT_INVULNSPHERE = "Anomalous Artifacts";
MERCH_TAG_INVULNSPHERE = "Strange Green Orb";
MERCH_FLAVOR_INVULNSPHERE = "Will set everything on fire, but you won't feel it.";
// Jetpack
MERCH_CAT_JETPACK = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_JETPACK = "UAC Specialist Jetpack";
MERCH_FLAVOR_JETPACK = "Careful not to leave the atmosphere.";
// Jumper Cables
MERCH_CAT_JUMPERCABLES = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_JUMPERCABLES = "Wiring Bypass Kit";
MERCH_FLAVOR_JUMPERCABLES = "Blew up the exit switch, did'ya?";
// Portable Ladder
MERCH_CAT_LADDER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_LADDER = "UAC Portable Ladder";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LADDER = "Don't fall and break a leg.";
// Ladder Launcher
MERCH_CAT_LADDERLAUNCHER = "Equipment";
MERCH_TAG_LADDERLAUNCHER = "UAC Specialist Remote Ladder Deployment Apparatus";
MERCH_FLAVOR_LADDERLAUNCHER = "Aim for the top.";