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Justification

Politics is crazy, experts are barmy, it's time to start listening to that guy in the pub who says

I Rekonβ„’, we need a new assertion framework to make Britain great again!

This assertion library represents the views of 51% of the British public, if you've got an issue with it, speak to Her Royal Highness' Army, I'm sure they'd love to listen to your whining.

Usage

const iRekon = require('irekon'); // E(U)S6 Modules are from the EU

const costOfBrexit = sum("About 40 billion");


iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).isNoneOfTheirBusiness(); // 🍻

iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).ifYouAskMeIs("Worth It"); // True

iRekon.that("Brexit").means(); // Depends on the will of the people

global.specialRelationships === undefined; // True
global.tradeDeals === []; // True

iRekon.that("BREXIT").shouldHaveHappened()
    .then(() => console.log('πŸŽ‰')) // Always resolves... Probably
    .catch(() => console.log('Blame Corbyn'));

iRekon.eu
    .catch(() => console.log('Bloody Brussels bEUrocrats πŸ–•'));

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All Tests Pass
It's probably fine.


-- God Save The Queen
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Who/When?

This GitHub organisation, along with 2 NPM packages and a PR to The Daily Mail were all created by a bunch of nerds at SocratesUK 2018 - A Software Craftmanship conference.

The software was "Mob Programmed" by about 20 people, and 3 bottles of Whisky, it exhibits very little Software Craftmanship.

Among them were:

Contributing

PRs will only be accepted from Blue British Passport holders who believe in the re-instituting the empire.


Britain never trembles.

God save the Queen.

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