This is an esolang based off of unhappy, but MUCH easier to work with.
Because the inspiration was "Unhappy," and this is better so it is Happy.
Here you go: 0:A:a="An example\n",a;;0>A. This prints "An example" with a newline.
You create program.happy and write your entire program in that file.
I said "slightly-more-useful," did I not? It is only slightly better with actual data types and control flow.