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Generates new advertising-style slogans based on a custom data set of real ad slogans, taglines and marketing copy for a range of household cleaning products, as well as some made-up ones.

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Scrub Your Shame Away

A JavaScript markov chain text generator. Generates new advertising-style slogans based on a custom data set of real ad slogans, taglines and marketing copy for a range of household cleaning products, as well as some made-up ones.

Written in JavaScript using p5.js and rita.js.


Some of my favorites:

The most convenient way to leave your family.
When life gets in the way of housework.
The unique blend of nothing that matters.
Ensuring that you're paying for longer.
Smell it in the stains.
The revitalising combination of irritants.
Never let them see you.
The joy of responsibility.
Specifically formulated to worry about.
Kills 99.9% of your imagination.
The power of care comes with cancer-causing chemicals.
It penetrates you and your family.
Enjoy the sweet smell of housework.
The natural way to be used.
Inspired by dirt.
Vomit. It’s that deep-down clean.
Say goodbye to weekends.
Removes stubborn sweat, to bring you sweat.
Clean away the joy of your imagination.
The refreshing scent of vanity.
The refreshing smell of time wasted.
Discover the perfect alternative to love.

Say hello to a new, new you.

Feel good, live healthy, and spray away your shame. Concentrated plant-based formula with active oxi-foam and microparticles removes even the most stubborn signs of living.

Life’s messy, but your home doesn’t have to be. Our new biodegradable extra-concentrated formula lets you use half the liquid, twice as often! Now you can be kind to your environment, as well as your soul. Reveal your inner beauty and impress your dinner guests with that trademark frmpfh! sparkle. Great on tiles and floorboards! With the cleansing power of activated carbon and the freshness of 100 lemons you’ll just love getting down on your hands and knees.

Enjoy the sweet smell of housework with our specially formulated ultra-power stain remover with odour-stop duo-active technology. Environmentally friendly bio-gel cuts through dirt and grime ensuring you're paying so the earth doesn't have to. Dont hide from friends and family any longer and experience the true joy of vanity. For the all-in-one solution you’ve come to worry about choose Frmpfh! and say hello to a new, new you.

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Generates new advertising-style slogans based on a custom data set of real ad slogans, taglines and marketing copy for a range of household cleaning products, as well as some made-up ones.

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